Fire your spokesman

Many gyms around the military have been equipped with multiple televisions hanging from the ceiling, either with closed-captioning or the ability to wear headphones and listen to whichever TV you want. At the Wright Field Fitness Center, however, nearly all the aerobic equipment has individual screens right in front, letting the sweater tune in to Oprah or Sportscenter or America's Funniest Home Videos repeats. So thank you, American and foreign-born taxpayers.
While watching Headline News, I heard Sophia Choi report that the Supreme Court had ruled that foreign cruise lines had to adhere to American standards when it came to handicap access. She then added that a spokesman for Norwegian Cruise Lines said "This ruling could cripple our industry."
Talk about a guy with a fjord in his mouth.