Famous Old People with Sticks

So the Senior Open is being played on a golf course here in town. NBC will be covering it this weekend. Arnold Palmer, Greg Norman, Tom Watson, Curtis Strange, Hajime Meshiai, and Wendell Coffee, to name six people I've never had in my kitchen, will be gracing the local Denney'ses with their Puttses. If you look really closely at the 16th tee, you will not be able to see me in the library working on one of my take-home midterm exams.