Literati

I am confused as to what to do if the packaging says to rotate the item halfway through its microwavable minute mandate if your microwave has a built-in rotating floor. If I'm supposed to only rotate halfway through, will it explode if it rotates continuously? Transport to another dimension? Come out in a skimpy red blue and gold bikini as Wonder Burrito?
You would think that now, thirty years after microwave ovens were a daily item up for bid for Bob Barker and the Redheaded Sultrigal ($450!), the instructions would be more clear for the various options out there.
As a gent reminded me at my job in Colorado when we had finally turned on the security alarms in a civilian facility: I put a note up on the door that explained the change in policy, namely, "This door must remain closed at all times."
After a question from one of our contractors, I amended the note:
"...unless you need to get from one side of the door to the other."