Huggies Stole Our Championship

Sure, you can blame the lackluster offense, not taking advantange of the three turnovers, or perhaps that six straight emotional victories had finally caught up with them, but really the Redskins lost because there isn't a decent diaper out there.
My son was decked out in his lucky Redskins outfit again, ready for the late afternoon kickoff, when he took a stroll down Urinetown, and the diaper he was wearing (Slogan: "Now 100% More Permeable!") did a bang-up job of sucking. So we had to change his whole outfit into something with ducks on it which certainly favored the Starbucks-swigging nautical aviary platoons of the northwest.
We have informed Joe Gibbs that since Ryan will be bigger next season, he will have more clothing options available to him in the 9 month-to-15 month range, plus he should be out of diapers and also be able to play "Hail to the Redskins" on the xylophone.

"Poop."
Well, not quite...