Word to your mother goose

As an unfamous amateur wordsmythe, I can appreciate the occasional creative license inherent in El Doctair calling some subcreature a Sneetch, but I'm really not on board with the claim that the bellies of the star-less clan members of said such sneech had none upon "thars."

I'm trying to teach the boy how to read (Step 1: Don't have him read my blog), so I would like to stick to actual words the Queen of England would use during cribbage matches with the next door neighbors. And don't get me started on the whole Wocket in my Pocket nonsense.

In other news, I was happy to learn that the Collins Dictionary was this year including a term for the sound made out of sheer boredom:

"Meh."