Buzzkill

Here's your Free Dan Tip of the Week:

Should you have a cell phone,

and you should,

but do not have an ear piece,

which you shouldn't, unless the law requires one, since they're annoying and don't work half the time,

before placing a call, typically accomplished by pressing known digits, then "send"/"OK"/"[Green phone symbol]" as the case may be for your particular model, and then putting said phone up to your ear,

turn your phone off "vibrate."

I about vibrated my whole head yesterday.

And now, oddly, I can no longer remember any of the state capitals.

This has been a public service announcement.