June 24, 2005

I'm a quick healer, jr.

I walked Buckeye, Whiskey (again) and Harley yesterday at the Humane Society of Greater Dayton in the not-so-greater part of town, but at least they have a place. The latter two had recently had degenderizing surgery, so there wasn't a lot of sitting during our walks. Lots of lying in the grass and getting licked, though (I was the lickee). Unfortunately, Buckeye was a puller and was determined to chase down and eat any truck that drove by. During one attempted lunge, he pulled me into a hole in the ground, and my ankle (the one not injured Monday, mind you) turned over and down with a resounding double pop.

So now I'm limping on both legs, which actually looks more like someone doing the Bunny Hop. I'm thinking of bringing along jump ropes wherever I go so I don't look so silly.

4 Comments:

Blogger Timothy G said...

It might take more than jumpropes.


(Sorry, you "hopped" into that one.)

12:38 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

My intent was to pretend not to think jump ropes would look equally silly, especially in uniform. It as an ironic counterpost of humoric literary situation impingement.

You wouldn't understand. You're Irish.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Timothy G said...

Look in the mirror, buddy, when you say that.

5:19 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

.hsirI er'uoY .dnatsrednu t'ndluow ouY

9:53 AM  

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