Don't Leave Home Without Me
It was nice to have an identity once.
I have received notification from three different agencies in the past six months -- twice this week alone -- that a database with my "sensitive" information has been accessed by someone using that unbelievably clever and unexpected tool of subterfuge, the computer. As a result, my credit status is locked down so tightly that anyone not knowing my secret codeword* with the banks won't be able to get so much as free toothpaste coupons in the mail.
Speaking of which, I have another proposition for Corporate America. Since people usually brush their teeth first thing in the morning, and some people are up all night doing papers for AFIT and aren't getting much sleep and tend to be groggy at said first thing, the people who make Neosporin should really put their product in something other than a squeezable tube.
*bugaloo
I have received notification from three different agencies in the past six months -- twice this week alone -- that a database with my "sensitive" information has been accessed by someone using that unbelievably clever and unexpected tool of subterfuge, the computer. As a result, my credit status is locked down so tightly that anyone not knowing my secret codeword* with the banks won't be able to get so much as free toothpaste coupons in the mail.
Speaking of which, I have another proposition for Corporate America. Since people usually brush their teeth first thing in the morning, and some people are up all night doing papers for AFIT and aren't getting much sleep and tend to be groggy at said first thing, the people who make Neosporin should really put their product in something other than a squeezable tube.
*bugaloo
posted by Dan at 5:51 PM
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