August 25, 2005

Must Love Dogs

I mean, when you meet a dauchsund named "Hercules" who's curled up in an upper desk drawer recovering from surgery but wagging a pencil of a tail and licking your nose with a tongue the size of a postage stamp, how can you not?
Other stars of Thursday's show were Roxy the Boxer, Collin the Collie, Aubrey the something, and Roy the Hound with brown spots, or as we call them in Space Command, 'satellite footprints'. He didn't seem to care.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you getting spam to your comments???

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat prunes.

They cause you to poop.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

You will poop regardless of your prune intake. So although your statement is true, it could not be considered an axiom.

and yes, Beth. People suck.

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of going to the dogs… There once was a very nice young man who worked as a contractor for a very reputable firm. Unfortunately the young man spent way too much time working for a big, goofy Major. Now he has been transformed into a big, goofy contractor and includes in his formal briefings many amusing (?) anecdotes. One such example is on a slide entitled “Why Am I Here?!” The last bullet read “Your Mom and Dad were attracted to each other.” What type of warped personality would include such a thing in a formal presentation?

A concerned citizen

2:49 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

That does sound rather "off". I think as long as it wasn't at the Pentagon, things will be okay.

6:47 AM  

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