I am not toasting your sausage.

My wife says the cutest things.

She also was helping out our son with his toy tool play set hodge podge set the other day; it has balls and buttons and slots and cups and buckets and it makes noise, and we were given some other tools to go with it -- a hammer, a screwdriver, a wrench, some bolts and screws. Ryan likes to chew on them and bang them together in random ways, but Ainsley decided to help him out with the proper cosmic order of things with, really, the quote of the year:


"Ryan, don't wrench your nut bucket."


And you know, that's sage advice for any young man.