Handrecap

Here are things I can not effectively do with a wrist brace on my left hand:

• Snap
• Adjust the seat in my car
• Wash my right hand
• Play the pinkie-intensive guitar chord associated with the second half of "Dust" in "Dust in the Wind"
• Hold a fork upside-down posh-like
• Scratch my left armpit
• Deflect bullets (probably; sure feel like I could try, though, Wonder Woman-style)

Here are things I can only effectively do with a wrist brace on my left hand:

• Emulate Michael Jackson (from the mouth-wiping "Dirty Diana" years)