Uno barco grande?

It sure was nice to hear that we had purchased something for fifteen thousand dollars in Spain earlier in the week.

"Que?" we said to our bank, who had called about the charge on our joint credit card. It's disheartening to know your identity is having a lovely vacation without you.

The bank was nice enough to forgive the charge and cancel our credit cards and give us new names. We are now Larry and Trish Flugenhocker.

Ryan's still Ryan. Bailey is now spelled Bailee. Griffin is a gopher.