Dr. Suss

Okay, what the hell is this thing, anyway?

I've seen it alternately described as a dog, a leopard, a bear, and a 'silly animal'.

It's rather "Baloo"-esque, only with the long tail of a jungle cat, but the red spots of not one.

It looks diseased, like how things get the flu on old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Are there new Bugs Bunny cartoons?

And what the hell is this "violet" thing, anyway, halfway through after turning blue, orange, and green? It's PURPLE, I'm trying to teach my son, people, er, "Robert." Violet's a poetry flower. The dude's spots are purple. Not even purtle anymore, now that my son has grown out of that. Though his yellows are still pretty 'lellow.