Broken record broken record

Stop me if you've heard this before. Say, on the January 06, 2007 entry.

El Neato
I don't care if it's global warming, depleted ozone, or nuclear winter, but hanging out in shorts and sandals on January 6th is the coolest thing since sliced pizza. After twenty-six straight days of above-average high temperatures, trees are budding, flowers are blooming, bikini lines are being waxed, and it looks like Spring is upon us. It's even a balmy 22 degrees in Votkinsk.We took advantage of the record-breaking 70-degree weather and wagoned our offspring up to the playground.

Well, same same. (Except it's -4 in Votkinsk.)
Monday and Tuesday were in the 70s, with Tuesday smashing a ten-year old record when it hit 73.
Okay, I realize we don't live in upstate Rhode Island, but still. Two straight warm January shorts-worthy, bust-out-the-tricycle weather is just ridikilus.
I have tons of good firewood just getting peed on.